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Subject: Re: . . . . Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:12 am

lol Sorry bout that. I didn't realize what i did till the last second.

Subject: Re: . . . . Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:25 am

proceedtoheaven wrote:: *walks in and nods*
Im ready~ those two needed a break...

GOOD!

*Blindfolds Heaven**Tosses both Heaven and his last lady friend back into the other dimension*

Did I just toss them both back into where Sonia and Poison are?

*Checks watch*

And that aphro still has five hours left before wearing off.... Oh well.

*Prepares to put drugs away but suddenly realises that it's missing**Looks back to the new dimenson*

Oh no...

*Sonia removes Heaven's blindfold and reveals Poison making out with none other then...*

ISABELLA FROM DRAGON AGE II!!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:07 pm

Was not expecting that O_o

Subject: Re: . . . . Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:02 pm

Isabella: *Stops making out with Poison**Glances over and immediately pounces on Heaven**Sonia and Poison join in*

*Door to new dimension starts shaking violently**Turns after faintly hearing music only to see the door burst open, revealing a bright white light shining from within, Handel's "Hallelujah" plays loudly in the background**Gets banged up against a nearby wall from the sheer power of Heaven's foursome with Poison, Sonia, and Isabella who are on a powerful aphrodisiac*

I... knew.... it.... would... happen....!!!!!!!

*Slowly claws over to the door**Manages to shut door with huge effort**Gasps for air*

Damn... I haven't seen people go at it like that... since that dream I had Shinji having a harem in Florence consisting of the Sailor Scouts...

Subject: Re: . . . . Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:01 am

*insert comment here while i am unable to focus from the force of efforts needed*

Subject: Re: . . . . Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:43 pm

*Comes back with Popcorn**Closes door and sits with the Sailor Scouts*

Enjoying the show ladies?

Sailor Saturn: How can anyone bend like that?

Sailor Venus: Damn! She's gonna feel that later on!

Sailor Mars: Gods please forgive me... but I can't look away!

Sailor Uranus: I wonder once Heaven is done, me and Sailor Neptune can barrow the girls for a week...

I'll take those as a yes. Popcorn?

Girls: YES!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:12 am

*feels like he should be charging a fee*

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:23 pm

*Looks back to the door**Despite being re-enforced by nailed wooden boards, chains, welded metal plates, and even a sealing spell the door is still straining to remain closed*

That guy just wants the whole world to see him in action, I swear...

Sailor Jupiter: Excuse me, Wave?

Yes?

Sailor Jupiter: Is there anyway I can join in with your sensei?

Sailor Mercury: Can I join in too?

Sorry ladies, but Heaven can barely handle what he's got on his plate already. Why don't you go back to Shinji in Florence if you have "needs"?

Sailor Neptune: But... Shinji isn't a god of love making like Heaven...

*Ponders on how to fix that problem**Pulls out a bow and arrow with a strange arrowhead containing an unknown liquid**Shoots it off in the distance*

Sailor Venus: What are you doing?

Wait for it...

*Stands in silence for several minutes**Shinji Ikari suddenly bursts through a wall, panting while staring at the Scouts with a heavy lust in his eyes*

Well, what are you waiting for? Go get 'em!

*Shinji pounces on the scouts*

And that takes care of---

*A bright light shines where Shinji and the scouts are making love, Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" plays loudly in the background**Stares wide eyed at the scene before me*

Shit...

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:54 pm

O_o .....must.....compete...

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:28 pm

*Sits while watching scene while eating a bowl of ice cream*

Sailor Venus: *Panting* Aaaaahhhh!!!! Don't stop! Don't stop, please!

Sailor Jupiter: Oh yeah! Right there! Right there!

Damn, I didn't know Shinji Ikari had it in him...

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:33 pm

see...he doesnt >.> your just fucking with the fabric of the universe now...

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:07 pm

Oh yeah... I just gave him some of that aphrodisiac. He's still having an orgy with the most popular girls in anime.

Hey! I thought you were in the making double-stacked sandwich with Sonia, Poison, and Isabella?

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:05 pm

*points to shadow that trails off into the distance where loud screams and gangings can be heard*
Im just a shadowed clone.

Subject: Re: . . . . Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:24 am

*Whistles*

Clever. Are you about done, because I'm running out of ideas to keep this going unless I go into anything "explicit".

Subject: Re: . . . . Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:34 pm

you have my interest peaked O_O wat else ya got?

Subject: Re: . . . . Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:26 pm

proceedtoheaven wrote:: you have my interest peaked O_O wat else ya got?

You... really want me to go that far? Because I gotta tell ya, I'm about a stone throw away from making this graphic....

Subject: Re: . . . . Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:22 pm

hahahaha XDD hey man its your party as they say. you make the call if your comfortable with that XD

Subject: Re: . . . . Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:40 pm

Technically, it's your and Shinji's party right now. But if you're leaving it up to me then okay...

*Pulls out an iPad**Types something and the light fads away**Shows Shinji and the Scouts eating snacks while playing Battlefield 3*

Sailor Mercury: HOLY SHIT!! IT'S SO BIG!!

Hey guys---

Sailor Mars: It's okay Ami, I'll handle for you!

Guys---

Shinji Ikari: Rei!! You're so tight I can barely move!!

You know the lights are off, ri---

Sailor Moon: That it!! Right there!! Right there!!

Are you even listening to---

Sailor Uranus: Aaah!! It feels so good!!

Sailor Neptune: Harder!! Harder!! HARDER!!

Sailor Jupiter: Oh yeah, that's it Shinji! Shove that thing right up my---

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone stops faking and turns to see me throwing away the megaphone I just used*

Facade's over; we've got permission to go all the way.

Sailor Venus: *Blushes* All the way...?

Yep.

Sailor Saturn: So... we and Shinji-kun can actually---

Have sex, yes. So get yourselves ready while I set everything up.

Shinji: *Blushes**Gets up with the rest of the Scouts but move separate ways to prepare*

*Turns to Heaven*

I'll be right back. I've got a few places to I need to be.

Subject: Re: . . . . Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:55 pm

O___o

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:37 pm

What? Is something wrong?

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:33 pm

I think he's stunned.

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:32 pm

If that's the case I hate to see him when things kick off.

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:52 pm

....cant wait lol

Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:17 am

Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:40 am

You're going to have to wait a while. I'm writing this along with those Neo holiday stories before.

Sailor Mercury: Wave?

*Turns around to see Sailor Mercury wearing just a pair light blue panties*

Yes?

Sailor Mercury: Do you think Shinji will like these cheekies? *Spins around to show*

Trust me, he'll like anything you girls are wearing. If he doesn't... you won't be wearing it for very long. So go finish up and find a bra that matches with that, because you'll be first up for Shinji.

*Walks off to get ready*

*Faces Heaven and Azure again**Notices both blushing and staring where Mercury was standing*

You two okay?