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Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:24 pm

I... don't know...

Both are trying to change the future by making big sacrifices in the present.... but Barack can't control lightning...

Time paradox!!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:08 am

HHAHAHAHA XDD you could always say his "change" is his lightning XD

Subject: Re: . . . . Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:29 pm

That it could.

Anyway....

*Summons a large number of hot anime and video game girls dressed in casino bunny suits*

Girls: Hi, Ralph!!

*Girls tackle Heaven, whose face in between the breast of Yoruichi*

Yoruichi: My, my, Heaven; you're certainly forward today aren't you?

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:09 pm

O__O ...}] *gived wave a thumbs up and dissapears into new dimension with all of them*

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:56 pm

proceedtoheaven wrote:: O__O ...}] *gived wave a thumbs up and dissapears into new dimension with all of them*

*Pulls out an iPad**Starts uploading video on the internet*

... And the title shall be, "68 to 1: The Last One Standing".

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:10 pm

Still fuckign standing!!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:36 pm

And only 42 more girls to go. I gotta say sensei; a foursome between Rei, Yoruichi, and Kasumi (DoA)? I think most guys would loss stamina after that.

Subject: Re: . . . . Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:18 am

a god like me has infinite stamina!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:21 am

*Gets a message on iPad**Grins devilishly*

Ten girls are willing to test that claim... at once!

*Heaven gets ambushed by Saeko Busujima, Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Sango, C.C., Alphard, Anko Mitarashi, Misato Katsuragi, Cassandra Alexandra, Asuka Kazama, Noel Vermillion*

Subject: Re: . . . . Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:17 pm

O__O WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *creaky creaky creaky* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *creaky creaky creaky*

Subject: Re: . . . . Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:45 pm

*Holds up a ticking stopwatch**Waits to see if either Heaven passes out or survives*

Subject: Re: . . . . Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:39 pm

ROUND 2! FIGHT!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:14 pm

*Stops watch*

One hour and forty-minutes... that ten minutes with each woman... Wow....

*Pulls a rope lever**Reveals Heaven's next opponents*

Poison: Well, well, well... *Poison sways her hips while walking* it would seem we have ourselves somone whose been very naughty. I think it's time for him to face Capital Punishment. Wouldn't you agree partner?

Sonia (Ninja Gaiden II): Oh yes... *Sonia gets down on all fours and crawls towards Heaven*... Naughty criminals need to be punished...

(Kudos to those who know who Poison is)

Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:47 pm

your...making this hard for me you know --__-- hard not to break the seams of time and space 8D

Subject: Re: . . . . Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:49 am

-stands there smoking a cigarette with a stone face on-
oh dear me...

Subject: Re: . . . . Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:53 pm

*Randomly walks in on conversation*
Shocked

*gulp* Hotness. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:17 pm

@Heaven: Yeah, yeah... Epic God powers, scary voice, divine retrobution, Blah blah! GO NUTS YOU HORNY WEASELS!!

*Shoves Heaven, Sonia, and Poison into another dimension*

I'M BACK BITCHES!!! XD

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:28 pm

*clapping from alternate dimension*

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:35 pm

I hope that he's using his hands to clap instead of it being Sonia riding on his-

*Gets tapped on his shoulder**Entire face turns red... buts grins wickedly*

Oh... Heaven will love this... Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:36 pm

O___o

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:05 pm

*Opens door to other dimension...*

Hey sensei--- O_O

*... but ends up seeing and hearing what can only be described as a scene on Animal Planet**Immediately slam the door*

SORRY!! MY BAD!!!
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No, he's still with Sonia and Poison.
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Don't worry, he's still got a few shots left. Pardon the pun...
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Yeah, I gave Sonia and Poison some powerful aphrodisiac before letting them have their way with Heaven.
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I'm pretty sure Heaven doesn't mind that I did.
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Because I saw them doing something that would even make hentai fans blush.
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Oh no! I'm not giving you any!
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Because you combined with that stuff will would be like a million Third Impacts rolled into one! Even Heaven can't--
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What? I don't know, why?
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Hold on a second, I'll ask.

*Knocks on the door*

HEY SENSEI!! YOUR LAST LADY FRIEND HERE IS ASKING IF YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WORD OR NAME OR SOMETHING!!!

Subject: Re: . . . . Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:15 pm

*random bubble apears and just explodes the words "No not really..."

Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:56 am

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Question

Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:12 am

@Azure: Hey man, don't make the page any larger then needed okay.

@Heaven: Okay, she was just checking. Let her know when your down.

Subject: Re: . . . . Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:02 pm

*walks in and nods*
Im ready~ those two needed a break...