Yep. As far as I know I came up w/ all these.
Enjoy.
"Chance is like the flip of a coin; you either expect heads or tails. What you never expect, however, is the coin landing on its side."
"Life is like an elevator: it will never get to where everyone wants it to go unless it had both ups and downs."
"Love is war. Losing a battle only teaches the general how to advance through the next one."
"Ugly is what you see when you take your eyes off the beauty."
"You must first understand yourself before you dare to try to understand others."
"Taking blame for something means being able to atone for your crimes."
"It's not so much that the people hate me more because I'm becoming less tolerable. It's just that the people are becoming less and less tolerant."
"Love is having every reason to hate someone, but not hating him or her."
"The need to think is a constant reminder that it is impossible to understand everything."
"Actions speak more loudly than words, but words speak more understandably than actions."
"Sometimes one cannot be entrusted with his or her own fate."
"The world is not going to hand us mirrors to remind us of who we are."
"When we shut our eyes or close our ears, there's nothing to remind us what the world is like."
"The only guarantee in life is that it doesn't owe us anything."
"It doesn't matter how pain comes, why it comes, or how long it lasts. What matters is how we react to it. And our reaction shows the world who we really are inside."
"There's a difference between doing something for someone you love, and doing something out of love for someone. The difference is that one places love as a motivation, while the other places love as an obligation. Which one is which? Well, that's a damn good question."